Things I Could Have Gone My Whole Life Not Knowing pt. 1

So I'm helping this old man, at least 70 years old, get a new phone today. He asks me to show him the alarm function. Since he gets an hour for lunch, he naps in his car. Why is his old ass still working? That's probably a question Arthur Anderson can answer. Anyway,he proceeds to tell me how he really hates the whole hour lunch thing. He says "back when you're younger, you could just go play with yourself. Can't do that anymore." Yep, could have gone my whole life not knowing that!